"I am making this donation to express my appreciation for having nothing to buy, sell or do except to fill out this form."
"I do not want to bake, so here is the money I would have spent on cupcakes"
"I do not want to hit up friends, family and co-workers, so here is the money I would have spent on buying wrapping paper"
"I do not want to walk, swim or run in an activity that has the word thon in it. Here is the money I would have spent on my child's free t-shirt."
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"I don't want to attend any fancy balls, so here is the money I would have spent on the fancy outfit."
"I would not have helped sell anything anyway, so here is $100 to forget my name"